Update

It's hard to stay in a rebellious state of mind. Apparently I'm not as much of a rebel as I thought.

Rebellion #13

Since I moved into this apartment two weeks ago I have not once slept in my bed (been crashin' on the couch) and have yet to go grocery shopping. And there's no time to go grocery shopping now because I'm heading to Montreal to do some INTERNATIONAL REBELLING IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES! AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you call Canada foreign....or a country.

Rebellion #12

Tonight I peed on a lightning bug. It was accidental but I sill felt like a rebel.

Rebellion #11

Picture yourself at a major sporting event on a beautiful sunny day. You're all hunkered down in your seat eating a hot dog and drinking pepsi just minding your own business. All of the sudden some jerk needs to walk through your row forcing you to pick up all your things so nothing gets knocked over and you stand up and try lean back as far as possible as he passes shoving the back of your knees into the seat. Pretty awful isn't it? Well, I hate to break it to you, but I am that jerk. And I annoyed hundreds of people this way when I was at the Twins game this week. I started at one side of the stadium and shimmied my way through one entire row to the complete other side of the stadium. Here's a picture of me in action.

P.S. I'm the handsome devil in the middle of the picture wearing a vest.

Rebellion #10

Today I never clocked in for work. I get paid when I WANT to get paid!

Rebellion #9

I never recycle.

Rebellion #8

I'm never going to watch any of the Twlight movies. Not because I honestly don't think I'd enjoy the movies but because they're popular.

UPDATE: This is how I picture the movie going down.