Rebellion #11

Picture yourself at a major sporting event on a beautiful sunny day. You're all hunkered down in your seat eating a hot dog and drinking pepsi just minding your own business. All of the sudden some jerk needs to walk through your row forcing you to pick up all your things so nothing gets knocked over and you stand up and try lean back as far as possible as he passes shoving the back of your knees into the seat. Pretty awful isn't it? Well, I hate to break it to you, but I am that jerk. And I annoyed hundreds of people this way when I was at the Twins game this week. I started at one side of the stadium and shimmied my way through one entire row to the complete other side of the stadium. Here's a picture of me in action.

P.S. I'm the handsome devil in the middle of the picture wearing a vest.

Rebellion #10

Today I never clocked in for work. I get paid when I WANT to get paid!

Rebellion #9

I never recycle.

Rebellion #8

I'm never going to watch any of the Twlight movies. Not because I honestly don't think I'd enjoy the movies but because they're popular.

UPDATE: This is how I picture the movie going down.

Rebellion #7

I usually hate people who ride their bikes without their hands on the handlebars like they're too cool school. But today I did that very thing thus rebelling against me never wanting to be one of those people. And guess what, I WAS too cool for school.

Rebellion #6

I've been observing Mustache March in April.

Rebellion #5

Today I pretended to be an employee of the Mann Theater in Plymouth. Being that it was Monday and not many people were at the theater there was no one stationed to check tickets after the concession area. So I decided to fill in for a bit. It was fantastic!